Episode 41: Ned is a poet at heart
Friday
Ned is a poet at heart—a surly, angry poet, whose primary theme is about two things: revenge and money. In this way he’s a samurai for hire, roaming our office kingdom looking for an excuse to put his enemies to the sword. As you can imagine, I am the commoner who paid him disrespect. But it’s 2018, so, rather than execute me, Ned chose to threaten me with a haiku. Ned sent me this passive-aggressive (ok, outright aggressive) haiku in response to me finding a bike on the side of the road, which, in Ned’s world, means it’s his:
Bring my bike to me
Or I might have to kill you
Bring my bike to me
I've realized that there is no getting even with Ned: things are always in flux between who has the thing (other people) and who wants the thing (Ned). My guilt-repayment plan is ever in arrears.
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