Episode 27: Ned broke a tooth, yesterday, and it’s all my fault

Tuesday

Ned broke a tooth, yesterday, and it’s all my fault. I see him this morning, to ask how he’s doing. 

“Not good,” he says, adding “you’ve done it again.” He then explains how.

He says that he’s eating almonds to get the nutrition he needs, to help repair his weakened tendon. I mention that I’m not sure that’s how it works. 

“What would you know,” he says venomously, “you’re just a dumb lo fan.” Then he laughs and laughs.

I look up what lo fan means, and it turns out that Ned’s totally right. As usual.